i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
(via thefeltons)
my favourite thing about cat yawns is they start off real cute and then get fucking menacing as shit
every time
at first i was like haha aww this kitty is so cute but why does it seem so familiar and then i realized
IT’S THE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING CAT
(via thereichenbachstumble)